I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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