I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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