dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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