girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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