This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
i need some magic done to my vagina
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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