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  (660): View more from Missouri

  i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.

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  (660): i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again. http://tfl.nu/1pik
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  (310): View more from California

  how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.

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  (310): how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year. http://tfl.nu/ig11
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  (308): View more from Nebraska

  Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.

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  (308): Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar. http://tfl.nu/fw94
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  (209): View more from California

  I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.

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  (209): I don't think child baring hips is a compliment. http://tfl.nu/0err
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  (651): View more from Minnesota

  I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.

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  (651): I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening. http://tfl.nu/p9mo
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  (402): View more from Nebraska

  We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.

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  (402): We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever. http://tfl.nu/2k0u
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  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.

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  (413): 2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick. http://tfl.nu/06th
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  (757): View more from Virginia

  is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?

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  (757): is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle? http://tfl.nu/66tk
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  (541): View more from Oregon

  You would be my first round pick for a drinking team

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  (541): You would be my first round pick for a drinking team http://tfl.nu/sq48
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  (559): View more from California

  We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying

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  (559): We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying http://tfl.nu/pefp
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  (231): View more from Michigan

  FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today

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  (231): FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today http://tfl.nu/dvgl
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  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03

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  (304): Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03 http://tfl.nu/37tw
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?

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  (330): Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to? http://tfl.nu/t7h6
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  (773): View more from Illinois

  She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.

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  (773): She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages. http://tfl.nu/3zgy
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  (302): View more from Delaware

  I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.

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  (302): I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball. http://tfl.nu/8wcf
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