3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
