I need help removing her.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT