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(432): View more from Texas

TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!

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(432): TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!! http://tfl.nu/zkcs

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This bar receipt from last night makes no sense

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You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total

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I wish that would've worked

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(870): This bar receipt from last night makes no sense (573): You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total (870): I wish that would've worked http://tfl.nu/u8a6

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(630): View more from Illinois

You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.

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(630): You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem. http://tfl.nu/xqri

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(831): View more from California

No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick

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(831): No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick http://tfl.nu/r1nb

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(917): View more from New York City

you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues

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(917): you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues http://tfl.nu/bwbh

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(540): View more from Virginia

hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her

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(540): hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her http://tfl.nu/8ahn

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(613): View more from Ontario

I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.

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(613): I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously. http://tfl.nu/6j29

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.

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(262): Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life. http://tfl.nu/enlv

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(773): View more from Illinois

Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.

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(773): Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth. http://tfl.nu/gnm7

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(615): View more from Tennessee

The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.

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(615): The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror. http://tfl.nu/nl5c

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient

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(479): Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient http://tfl.nu/pvik

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(504): View more from Louisiana

if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell

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(504): if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell http://tfl.nu/719j

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

I can't answer my phone I'm at work

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I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities

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(339): I can't answer my phone I'm at work (781): I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities http://tfl.nu/qhjl

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(248): View more from Michigan

No piss test, hell yeah

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FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.

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(248): No piss test, hell yeah (248): FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS. http://tfl.nu/hck1

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(613): View more from Ontario

Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?

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(613): Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates? http://tfl.nu/iv63

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