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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...

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• (646): View more from New York

  so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  he had to chose between the booze and condoms

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  what did he choose?

  (857): View more from Massachusetts

  the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand

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• (315): View more from New York

  im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list

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• (518): View more from New York

  HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER

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