is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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