we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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