You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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