Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just got carded by a ten year old.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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