bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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