That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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