That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Randomize
