During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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