Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm jealous of your bromance
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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