I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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