would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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