your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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