if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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