Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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