My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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