does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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