I think i sorta joined a cult last night
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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