Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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