so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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