I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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