? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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