you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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