Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I think my moral compass just broke
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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