p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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