I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
