One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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