The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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