Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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