I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
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you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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