I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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