She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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