He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
