Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
you made out with another girl for some wings
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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