in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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