i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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