Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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