question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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