using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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