oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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