How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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