people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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