Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
A+ Viking dick
i believe in u and ur pee
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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