Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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