If i come over, it means nothing
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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