do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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