So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I am naked and annoyed.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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