He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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