Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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