if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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