and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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