Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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